What a genius I am!
Okay, so I love taking these ridiculous online tests, even though I KNOW they don't mean a thing in real life.
I just took an IQ test
, and my results are impressive:
Your IQ score is 135
This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.
Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns.
Of course, they'll tell me a lot more if I buy the whole multi-page report. Yeah, okay--so I have an IQ of 135, but I'll get sucked in and buy the bogus IQ report?! I don't think so!
More news later--just had to share my results with the world.
quick update on the pooch
I know you've all been worried sick about our poor little guy, so I thought I'd lay your fears to rest: he either bruised or sprained his tail. He's' on anti-inflammatories and painkillers for the next 5 days. He's already pepping up and his tail is at about half-mast, which is a big improvement.
The worst part of the whole trip to the vet's office was listening to the caterwauling when they clipped his nails. Sheesh--I've never heard anything like it from our poor, pathetic pooch!
It's a good thing they're used to all kinds of critters with all kinds of issues, because he left an awful lot of pee in his wake...
So that's it--a bruise/sprain and some drugs and we're good to go.
Thanks for your concern. Henry appreciates it. He'd really appreciate a few cookies, some cheese, maybe even some pepperoni...